Girlfriend: You can come help me pee.
Me: Want me to hold your penis?
The loud voice of a man really shocks & threatens...
Hunger Games was awesomeeeee :D
Going to bed WITHOUT setting an alarm…it’s an awesome feeling. Night all! <3
AND going to see the hunger games.
I have the best girl. <3
Dinner date with the girlfriend.
Olive Garden. <3
So somewhere through all the advice, jokes, and...
Laughing my ass off at this movie...
and I’m home alone. Am I lame?