May 2012
Love
Girlfriend: You can come help me pee.
Me: Want me to hold your penis?
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The loud voice of a man really shocks & threatens...
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Hunger Games was awesomeeeee :D
Going to bed WITHOUT setting an alarm…it’s an awesome feeling. Night all! <3
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AND going to see the hunger games.
I have the best girl. <3
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Dinner date with the girlfriend.
Olive Garden. <3
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So somewhere through all the advice, jokes, and...
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Laughing my ass off at this movie...
and I’m home alone. Am I lame?
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